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Life is Too Short for Burpees

Do you crave couch‑core comfort, but guilt creeps in? Does it make you feel like you’re losing the rat race? Spoiler: you can snack freely, relax strategically, and still win in life.

About the Author

Paula Moore

USCG veteran, joyful mom and wife, and school counselor to small humans for 20+ years. Professional couch strategist, snack scientist, and proud inventor of “procrasti-naps”… because adulting is hard. When she’s not decoding kid logic or hiding from chores, she’s writing laugh-out-loud guides to doing less. Currently snacking. (Probably.)

ABOUT THE BOOK

THE ART OF AVOIDING EXERCISE

WHY SWEAT WHEN YOU CAN SIT

Do you feel guilty for choosing Netflix over push-ups? Spoiler: You’re winning. The Art of Avoiding Exercise reveals how to snack strategically, nap like a pro, and turn chores into “victory laps.” Master the science of sitting, laugh at gym culture, and conquer life… from your couch. Burpees? Overrated. Laziness? Underrated. Your gym membership will file for divorce.

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WHAT'S INSIDE THE BOOK

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Chapter 01
Why think about exercise when you can overthink it? Master the art of “I’ll start tomorrow” and turn excuses into lifelong habits. Spoiler: Your couch is your therapist.

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Chapter 02
“I’m allergic to treadmills.” Learn classic and creative excuses to dodge workouts, from sudden “injuries” to blaming your pet’s existential crisis.

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Chapter 03
Stairs? Laundry? Grocery trips? Outsource, ignore, or declare them “optional.” Your motto: Why lift a finger when someone else can?

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Chapter 04

Fold laundry lying down. Vacuum with your toes. Redefine productivity as “doing less while looking busy.” Spoiler: Dust bunnies count as gym buddies.

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